Sitting in a conference room, taking a lunch breather and I'm just going to recap the more interesting events of my visit to Ireland thus far:

1. Protestants rioted and put on the most insane display of uncivilized behavior I've ever seen.
2. I've discovered that guiness is the same price as coffee.
3. I had my first serving of fish-n-chips and it was pretty damned good!
4. Almost got run over by a tiny little blue car - they don't use yellow lines down the middle of their roads, so everything looks like a one-way street. Surprise!
5. Some sick fucker set fire to a preschool
6. Discovered that people drink Budweiser and MGD here! HERE!

Hmm. That's it. No doubt this is my first step to a pulitzer.